ﺷﺎﺏ ﻓﻲ ﻳﻮﻡ ﺯﻓﺎﻓﻪ ﺗﺮﻙ ﺑﺎﻗﺔ ﻭﺭﺩ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻓﺮﺍﺵ ﺃﻣﻪ ﻛﺘﺐ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﺎ
( ﺳﺘﻈﻠﻴﻦ ﺍﻷﻧﺜﻰ ﺍﻷﺟﻤﻞ ﻓﻲ ﺣﻴﺎﺗﻲ )
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ﺳﺌﻠﺖ ﺃﻡ : ﻣﻦ ﺗﺤﺒﻴﻦ ﻣﻦ ﺃﻭﻻﺩﻙ ؟ ﻓﻘﺎﻟﺖ : ﻣﺮﻳﻀﻬﻢ ﺣﺘﻰ ﻳﺸﻔﻰ ، ﻭﻏﺎﺋﺒﻬﻢ ﺣﺘﻰ ﻳﻌﻮﺩ ، ﻭﺻﻐﻴﺮﻫﻢ ﺣﺘﻰ ﻳﻜﺒﺮ ، ﻭﺟﻤﻴﻌﻬﻢ ﺣﺘﻰ ﺃﻣﻮﻭﻭﺕ !
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ﻻ ﺗﻘﻞ ﻟﻄﻔﻞ : ﺍﺫﻫﺐ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﺼﻼﺓ !!! ﺑﻞ ﻗﻞ ﻟﻪ : ﺭﺍﻓﻘﻨﻲ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﺼﻼﺓ ﻟﻨﻜﻮﻥ ﻣﻌﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺠﻨﺔ … ﻋﺒﺎﺭﺍﺗﻨﺎ ﻟﻬﺎ ﺃﺛﺮ ﻛﺒﻴﻴﻴﺮ
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ﺳﺌﻞ ﺍﺛﻨﺎﻥ ﻋﻦ ﺳﺒﺐ ﺍﻟﺘﺄﺧﻴﺮ ﻋﻦ ﺍﻟﻌﻤﻞ ؟ ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﺃﺣﺪﻫﻢ : ﺍﻧﺸﻐﻠﺖ ﻣﻊ ﺍﻟﻮﺍﻟﺪﺓ .. ﻭﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻵﺧﺮ : ﺍﻟﻮﺍﻟﺪﺓ ﺃﺷﻐﻠﺘﻨﻲ !! … ﻗﻤﺔ ﺍﻷﺩﺏ .. ﻭﻗﻠﺔ ﺍﻷﺩﺏ ..
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ﻗﻴﻞ ﻷﺣﺪﻫﻢ : ﻛﻴﻒ ﺗﺼﺒﺮ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﺒﻘﺎﺀ ﻟﻮﺣﺪﻙ ! ﻓﻘﺎﻝ : ﺃﻧﺎ ﺟﻠﻴﺲ ﺭﺑﻲ ﺇﺫﺍ ﺷﺌﺖ ﺃﻥ ﻳﻜﻠﻤﻨﻲ ﻗﺮﺃﺕ ﺍﻟﻘﺮﺁﻥ .. ﻭﺇﺫﺃ ﺷﺌﺖ ﺃﻥ ﺃﻛﻠﻤﻪ ﺻﻠﻴﺖ ﺭﻛﻌﺘﻴﻦ
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ﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﻳﺒﻮﺡ ﻟﻚ ﺷﺨﺺ ﻓﺎﺳﺘﻤﻊ ﺇﻟﻴﻪ ﺟﻴﺪﺍ
ﻓﻬﻮ ﺍﺧﺘﺎﺭﻙ ﺃﻧﺖ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻴﻨﻬﻢ ﺟﻤﻴﻌﺎ
ﻓﻼ ﺗﺨﺬﻟﻪ ! ..
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ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺨﺸﺐ ﻟﻠﻤﺴﻤﺎﺭ : ﺟﺮﺣﺘﻨﻲ !
ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻤﺴﻤﺎﺭ : ﻟﻮ ﺗﻌﻠﻢ ﺣﺠﻢ ﺍﻟﻀﺮﺏ ﺍﻟﺬﻱ ﻓﻮﻕ ﺭﺃﺳﻲ ﻟﻌﺬﺭﺗﻨﻲ !!
ﺩﺍﺋﻤﺎ ﺃﺣﺴﻦ ﺍﻟﻨﻴﺔ ﻣﻊ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ
ﻷﻧﻚ ﻻ ﺗﻌﺮﻑ ﻇﺮﻭﻓﻬﻢ ..
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ﻛﻦ ﻛﺎﻟﺸﻤﺲ ﻭﺍﺿﺤﺎ .. ﺻﺎﺩﻗﺎ .. ﻣﺆﺛﺮﺍ .. ﻧﻘﻴﺎ .. ﻭﻣﺒﺎﺩﺭﺍ !
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ﺳﺌﻞ ﺃﺣﺪ ﺍﻟﺼﺎﻟﺤﻴﻦ :
ﻟﻤﺎﺫﺍ ﺗﺬﻫﺐ ﻟﻠﻤﺴﺠﺪ ﻗﺒﻞ ﺍﻷﺫﺍﻥ ؟؟
ﻗﺎﻝ : ﺍﻷﺫﺍﻥ ﻟﺘﻨﺒﻴﻪ ﺍﻟﻐﺎﻓﻠﻴﻦ ..
ﻭﺃﺭﺟﻮ ﺃﻥ ﻻ ﺃﻛﻮﻥ ﻣﻨﻬﻢ .
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